Going Offline 

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate

Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"

Going Offline by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022

chronically offline 

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

chronically offline by goldengrahms August 20, 2022

Facebook Always Offline 

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

Facebook Always Offline by greekgrl June 19, 2012

OFFLINE

A person who has no idea about anything and has never tried to understand.

Person says:
I tried to tell him how to work the computer but he plainly refused. He thinks its too hard. He's offline.

OFFLINE by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

offlined 

To block someone from an instant messaging program, thus having the person view you as "offline" instead of being available for chat.

i)I offlined Elizabeth because she talks too much about her dogs, I don't even care about dogs

ii)I don't see him online anymore on MSN...he probably offlined me...who will take my dogs to the doctor? Can dogs use MSN?

offlined by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

OFFLINE

A question that could have been answered by the person asking it, had they've asked themselves first.

Both the question is offline and the person!

(person1)
What time is it?

(person2)
Um...What's that thing your wearing on your wrist, a watch or a ticking time bomb!!

(person1)
I forgot i was wearing it...sorry i was offline for a second then. Im back on now though.

OFFLINE by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

offlined 

when the stupid, whichever, IM falls down and it accidentaly gets you offline and you have to get back online, because the whole things got shut off.

I was talking with my friends on IM when the stupid thing offlined.

offlined by FreakGD September 19, 2007