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Nicotine And Gravy

The dangerous trend of dipping the filter of your cigarette in brown gravy. Upon inhaling the gravy-flavored smoke, a intense sensation of euphoria is said to ensue. Besides the obvious dangers of cancer, emphysema, heart attack and high cholesterol, other hazards are know to result. Most notably, going crazy, eating fruit that doesn't exist, and in women lazy-eye(usually the left) and looking Israeli.

*NOTE*- Never attempt this using white gravy. It will invariably result in an irreversible case of Automatic Bizooty and in some severe cases death.
Ram: "I've been seeing Toni for two weeks now, and I must say, her miracles amaze me."

Jam: "Who?"

Ram: "Toni."

Jam: "Who's that?"

Ram: "Haven't you paid attention? I brought her to the party last week. The Israeli looking chick."

Jam: "Oh, the dumpster fire with the lazy left eye? I couldn't tell who she was looking at."

Ram: "Not cool. She used to have a Nicotine And Gravy addiction."

nicotine stains 

same as skidmarks
After a long day of cuttin the cheese my fruit of the looms got nicotine stains.
nicotine stains by Anonymous April 14, 2006

Nicotine Stain 

Brownish/Greenish stain made by fecal matter usually made by dingleberries rubbing against the tightie whities my father wears.
"Dad,why is your underwear brown?" "That, dear daughter, is a nicotine stain"
Nicotine Stain by ashley November 16, 2003

nicotine addict

After a neighbor heard me tell my Mother that he, a cigarette smoker, was addicted to nicotine, thus a "nicotine addict", got him to realize what he was really doing—drugging himself.
nicotine addict by but for May 12, 2018

Nicotine Booger 

Smoke a cigarette through your nose, then after finishing the cigarette insert the finger of your choice into the nostril of your choice pick a booger, then eat it.
nicotine booger the alternative to chewing tobacco
Nicotine Booger by gburn2219 December 6, 2009

nicotine patch 

that part of the spliff that contains more tobacco and less weed
*coughs*
fuck i think i hit a nicotine patch