The Netherlands 

Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.

I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.

The Netherlands by solutions December 29, 2003

the netherlands 

A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.

Damn, I can't wait to go to the Netherlands after my senior year!

the netherlands by dick trickle February 25, 2005

South Netherlands 

The Southern Netherlands, Usually the provinces of North Brabant, Zeeland, Limburg, South Holland, and Gelderland.

Also where the greatest death metal comes from.

South Netherlands metal bands:
Prostitute Disfigurement - Veldhoven
Gorefest - Goes
Nox - Den Haag
Sinister - Schiedam
Severe Torture - Boxtel
Inhume - Panningen

South Netherlands by Metal6Head January 17, 2008

the netherlands 

I'm dutch, and it's actually quite a boring country. We have a prime-minister that looks like Harry Potter and is about as exciting as the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Yes, you can smoke weed and it's rather accepted to do so, but it's not legal, only condoned. Yes, euthanasia is legal, but you may only commit euthanasia under VERY special circumstances.
Amsterdam doesn't look like the rest of the Netherlands at all. Amsterdam is so much cooler than the rest of the Netherlands

Dude 1: Hey, you're also dutch!
Dude 2: Yeah, I live in the country with more traffic problems than L.A.. It's rush hour around the clock!
Dude 1: But at least you can smoke weed while you're at it.
Dude 2: True, but the police doesn't like that.
Dude 1: I live in Amsterdam and that's the best city there is in the Netherlands!
Dude 2: Dude, that's so cool, I want to live there too!
Dude 3: Yeah me too, so I can go to the hookers and stuff!
Dude 1 & 2, in unison: YUGH! Go back to the States!

the netherlands by Michiel van der Zee January 13, 2006

the netherlands 

The place you go to smoke dro without capitalist bitches stopping you.

As soon as I'm outta high school, I'm moving to the Netherlands so I can start my Hydroponic manufactering company.

the netherlands by Alex January 21, 2005

The netherlands 

The best country in the world. Dutch people are tall, strong, awesome, smart and not dramatic. People say that they secretly rule the world, which is true, they do rule the world by manipulating dumb american people like trump. Dutch people smoke weed all day and eat cheese and hang out with cows.

You:”Why should I go to the netherlands?”
Me:”You can smoke weed legally.”
You:”ok let’s go”

The netherlands by Yeeetyeeeet October 20, 2018

The Netherlands 

ENGELS
The Netherlands is a small country with many people. I come from Netherlands I love Netherlands. Netherlands is a multicultural country, so you can hear many different languages. The capital of Netherlands is Amsterdam, but the government is in The Hague. Rotterdam is also a popular city among tourists. The city is so well known because the city was bombed by the second world war. The Netherlands is divided among provinces. We have 12 provinces. I hope you liked this long story. Have a nice day

hey what country are you from?
I'm from The Netherlands.
course you do clogs.
No.
you live on a farm?
No, The Netherlands is very modern, especially in the provinces of North Holland and South Holland.
ooh, sorry.

The Netherlands by Dutchkorfballertjee March 9, 2017