Neptune's Embrace 

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

Neptune's Embrace by TellTail September 11, 2019

Neptune's kiss 

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

Neptune's kiss by AuroV February 10, 2018

neptune_the._.dino00 

A lesbian ass furry with no life and down bad for some lesbian she met online

Boy1: hey have you heard of neptune_the._.dino00?

Boy2: oh that gay furry?
Boy 1: yea! Let’s have sex
Boy2: okay

neptune_the._.dino00 by Gæhœ July 4, 2021

Neptune Township 

A place where you get the best drugs possible, Get mugged 3 times a day, and have the worst schools ever

Kid: Hey are you from Neptune Township
Gangster: Hell yeah

Kid: Pass the weed.....

Neptune Township by NJTOWNS December 20, 2015

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

Neptune's Splash by gravy111 December 2, 2010

neptune_mwah 

Neptune_mwah or Armin, is someone who has a shit kink. Armin is a kpop stan and he currently stans LOONA and twice (stinky ew kpop ❌) he is also an annoying pjs fan and is in the pjs fandom (stinky ❌) bc bandori > pjs.

Person 1: Dyk who neptune_mwah is??
Person 2: no
Person 1: makes sense

neptune_mwah by You’reasimp May 13, 2022

Neptune’s Nectar 

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

Neptune’s Nectar by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020