Nigel 

{Verb} To illegally download pirated files, via P2P or a file sharing web site. From the British anti-piracy ad campaign, "Knock-Off Nigel." Ads available on YouTube.

I just Nigelled the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, and it really sucked.

Nigel by KishinThunder November 4, 2011

Nigel 

A big nosed, big bird in the face, shrimp dick guy.

Dont be a nigel and fly into windows.

Nigel by Guest234567891 March 3, 2016

NIGEL 

sad mother fucker that searches peoples names on urban dictionary and has a fake hotmail account of a guy with a six pack to pick up chicks

whos that sad case, oohh its just nigel

NIGEL by TROLLOLOLOLOLO June 19, 2011

nigel 

A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.

Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"

Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"

Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"

Me: "..."

nigel by scotty pippenigga February 13, 2014

Nigel 

A lazy sack of crap that does nothing but play video games, hit people, makes rude comments and stinks up whatever it is currently occupying.

Billy you need to stop picking on your sister get off your ass and do something with your life. You don't end up as a Nigel do you?

Nigel by Jason Darwin August 24, 2011

nigel 

The name of singer Gerard Way's broken blood vessel.

Nigel has yet to dissappear.

nigel by Ramford July 16, 2008

Nigel 

Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.

Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.

I would go to buy chips but I’m a bit Nigel right now

Nigel by Gizelle FS October 5, 2019