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FUPA awerness month 

the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden
dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."
FUPA awerness month by brickface444 December 30, 2010

Roast Purch Month 

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch
Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?
Roast Purch Month by Purch April 18, 2019

no pants month 

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
no pants month by the comand'r March 21, 2020

corporate month 

An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.
Financial Advisor: Sir, we're down in funds this quarter. What are we going to do?
CEO: We'll be fine. Corporate month is right around the corner.

White Month 

Any month selected by an individual or group during which no alcohol is injested by said individual or group. This can be done for a number of reasons including detoxing your system, being able to remember where you live, or even trying to solve your own raging alcoholism. But most white months end up being just a few days.
After that three day bender, I really should take a white month... right after this drink.
White Month by Mark likes booze December 9, 2008

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!