michaelsexual
Atraction only for McPlayGT
michaelsexual by Topercerka January 2, 2021
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MichaelDesmond
Amazing guy who knows exactly how to treat a girl. Has the best smile and magnificient eyes. Can make a girl's head spin from just one kiss, and can melt away the rest of the world with just a hug. No one could every measure up or replace him because he is an example of perfection.
hey michaeldesmond, i love you
MichaelDesmond by leeshaaa9 September 12, 2010
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Michaeli
Micaheli is the most energetic,kind hearted,caring person until you cross her she is gorgeous....even if she doesn’t know it yet, if you cross her. All her friends and her will mess you up
Michaeli is a Amazing person to know
Michaeli by Chickenlickinggood November 3, 2018
Michaelsus
When a fellow who goes by the name Michael is sus.
Photoshopping the jermasus x trollface over an old picture of Michael
Photoshopping the jermasus x trollface over an old picture of Michael
Michaelsus by michaelsus August 9, 2021
julia michaels
A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.
Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."
julia michaels by _muffN December 20, 2019
Bret Michaels Sunday
A day in the life of Bret Michaels.
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
Bret Michaels Sunday by Original Member of the Bret Michaels Sunday March 3, 2008
Bret Michaels
20ish years ago1980's: a pretty awesome & hot lead singer for the kick-ass hair metal band Poison.
Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Present Day: a giant tool-bag who doesn't know how to age well, whose best friend is his right hand, and still thinks he is 20 years old and can get all the girls he wants. we'll just call it a mid-life crisis.
Zach: look, it's Bret Michaels.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
Robin: what a shame. he used to be so cool
Zach: yea too bad he's a giant toolbag now.
Bret Michaels by RouxRoux February 24, 2009