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Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.
Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.
Hungarian Mittens by weaselman March 30, 2012
Related Words
MiTee miteena miteese Miteeva mittens Mikee mites mitesh mither mintee

Pickle Mitten 

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"
Pickle Mitten by currbe March 18, 2015

Dangerous Mittens 

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!
Dangerous Mittens by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten 

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay
Andrew Mitten by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

Murder Mittens 

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
Murder Mittens by Debbie M. March 12, 2021
a great girl that will never be a fake ass snake to you. has lots of friends and is nice to everyone. she may seem like an bitch but once you talk to her she is so sweet. guys reel her in and make her feel special only to drop her and make her feel like a worthless piece of shit. she loves the outdoors but also likes to lay in bed all day. she loves being with her friends mobbing around. she loves to paint and take pictures. she has a very weird taste in music and will listen to everything. old soul, great girl. an amazing fucking girlfriend. LOYAL AS FUCK.
woah i bet her name is milee
milee by suckmybrowndick1818 April 8, 2017