Lettuce

Mad chill.

"Bro, I pounded a bunch of natties last night and fucked mad slampieces."

"Lettuce, bro.

Lettuce by maximus chillus September 27, 2010

lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.

lettuce by BadboyBill April 2, 2004

lettuce

what hockey players call beards

known as lip lettuce for mustaches

player 1: aye nice lip lettuce bro

player 2: thanks dude, your lettuce is coming in nicely

lettuce by spicy cucumbers August 24, 2021

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

lettuce by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

Lettuce

cya later-laters-'Lettuce'

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Lettuce by Hallbagz July 10, 2011

Lettuce

Hilarious - Really Funny

Not sure of the origin, but it works well to describe anything that is funny.

1. That comedian last night was fucking lettuce! I couldn't stop laughing.

2. Person 1: "What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A Senator."

Person 2: "Lettuce!"

Lettuce by Brainbarf August 26, 2013

lettuce

Often used among South Florda surfers. It means about the same as weak because it is used to describe something lacking value or strength.

Surfer 1: "That swell still goin off bro?"
Surfer 2: "Nah, the winds got on it"
Surfer 1: "Lettuce"

lettuce by Betsea87 April 15, 2008