laser snake 

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

laser snake by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

laser show 

A fearsome and awe-inspiring display of line-drive hitting prowess, as made popular by Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia

"Did you bring your glasses for the laser show?" --Dustin Pedroia, to Brian Roberts, prior to the start of Pedroia's pre-game batting practice session

laser show by Mr. Banana Grabber August 22, 2008

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

Reverse Laser Snake by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

See you later sandwiches 

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

See you later sandwiches by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006

laser show 

In baseball, an offensive outburst after fans and media doubt your abilities.

A couple of years ago I had 60 at-bats. I was hitting .170, everyone was ready to kill me too. What happened? Laser show. Relax. -- Dustin Pedroia, commenting on David Ortiz's struggles at the beginning of the 2010 season.

laser show by SheddlyButter May 18, 2010

Laser Shank 

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.

"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.

Laser Shank by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

7-layer shit 

A 7-layer shit is what happens when you eat a 7-layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Tyrone went to Taco Bell and ate a 7-layer burrito. Later that night he punished his toilet with a 7-layer shit.

7-layer shit by Bob Tate April 19, 2018