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kersquidgidy 

A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"

Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
kersquidgidy by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008
An amazingly beautiful and gorgeous girl, she’ll say she isn’t beautiful but she is and you have to tell her, she’s crazy but quiet and loves animals
Oh look it’s kerstie
kerstie by uhhhhurmomgay May 29, 2018

kerslake 

guy- awe man i had kerslake last night.

guy-dude i want to kerslake tomorrow with 4 girls.
kerslake by buttermeuptaylor April 21, 2008

Kersploosh 

The act of ejaculationg a large load of fo'jizzle all over someone or something
Damn it bitch you better close your eyes cos im gonna kersploosh all over you!!!!!
to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.
Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.
Kershaw by PixiePumpkin September 2, 2012
Oh man, you pulled a classic Kerstin
Kerstin by Dandidan March 28, 2020