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J.C.K.D. 

To have huge, large, ripped muscles. one who is jacked
Dude you been hitting the gym?
Yea, im getting pretty J.C.K.D.
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a misguided attempt to explain the origins of the word fuck(which is most likely germanic). sometimes said to stand for "Fornication Under Consent of King" or "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge", both of which are false.
Man I'm so fucking stupid I thought F.U.C.K. was an acronym that created the word fuck.
F.U.C.K. by eldi November 10, 2005

C.R.A.C.K.E.R.

Name of a popular LAN party in the Middle Georgia region.
I'm gonna go to the C.R.A.C.K.E.R. Fest LAN party this weekend. Are you coming?

See www.crackerfest.com for other examples.
C.R.A.C.K.E.R. by Yeormom March 7, 2004
C&k: cuddle and kiss. Something that you’d rather do than Netflix and chill with someone.
“Hey, I’m bored. Come over.”
“Ok, wanna c&k?”
“Sure”
C&k by Hellomychildren July 21, 2018

A.S.S.D.I.C.K. 

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
acronym meaning Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge.
I bet you didnt know what fuck stood for.
F.U.C.K by Cap'n Crunk April 7, 2005