Jordain 

this sexy , funny, goood lookin person! hes the guy that you want to be best friends with! he got a FRESH tape and he got good dresscode! Hes the type of guy that you want as a husband! he has a hugee dick to! he is very athletic and likes to play basketball and football! He has good taste in girls! he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet!

A:oohh whos that fine male?
B:THAT IS A JORDAIN! MMM I WUD TAP THAT!

Jordain by coolstuff12 February 25, 2011

Jordanise 

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.

Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!

Jordanise by met388 August 16, 2009

jordanna hounslow 

Jordanna hounslow is the most smartest person I have come across. She is incredibly funny, and can make everyone cry with laughter without even trying. Everyone loves her and looks up to her because she is so incredibly amazing and did I mention she was funny??

Wow I wish I was as funny as Jordanna Hounslow

jordanna hounslow by Jay4495 September 7, 2016

Jordanian 

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.

Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..

Jordanian by AhmadG December 4, 2016

Michael Jordan-ing 

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

Michael Jordan-ing by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.

if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck

Jordanne Bennett by Im me and not you November 21, 2010

Jordania

A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.

Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.

Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019