Ian

to ian: verb

The act of walking extraordinarily quickly and strongly, tank like, must not be confused with the movement of an armoured vehicle. Very useful for walking up hills, or for The Duke of Edinburgh award.

Wow, we really ianed that hill!

Ian by rachelcullen77 June 21, 2010

Ian

Depression in a human body.

Guy One: Whats that guy doing?
Guy Two: It's Ian. He's just trying to figure how to kill him self the fastest.

Ian by PizzaTimeAllTheTime November 29, 2018

ian

a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.

kirby: i'm bored stiff.

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.

ian by xxrachxx October 16, 2008

Ian

The most amazing friend a girl could have. he's caring, sweet, funny, and cute. he usually loves screamo music, and is amazing at the guitar. he's really shy. And just an all around perfect person

I Love You Ian, Your Perfect.

Ian by xcapntyinknotsx September 14, 2012

ian

hot afffffffffffffffffff and a pretty cool guy

bruh did you just see ian with his new girlfriend im jelly. ian is definitely a ladies man

ian by lilpumpgang January 11, 2018

Ian

That one friend that is extremely shy and sensitive, but once you get to know him you realize he’s a caring asshole. He claims he likes to be alone, but enjoys company and uses excuses to talk to people. He’s got thick cheeks and fluffs for hair. Ian has an almost animal attraction due to his lack of person skills and arrogance, but his stupid jokes are nice i guess. He wears the same stinky tshirt to bed every day and somehow attracts girls. Ian has stinky sweat stains, but it adds to his manly man attraction. Ian is a big boy but forgets his meals so he’s a lanky boy too. His hobbies include being a smart ass and playing Nintendo games.

Damn Ian is about go get hair floofed

Ian by IanFanPage October 5, 2020

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A guy that is super loyal but has trust issues, he is usually misunderstood and people usually think he's stupid because he brings new ideas that haven't yet been brought to the conversation. (He is super deep.) He cares about everyone, he would give his life for anyone else to live. He is liberal, He is usually quiet unless he feels pressured to talk or is comfortable with the people he's talking to. He is the sweetest guy ever, he's all you could ever ask for, he will do anything for you even if you just met him. He has an above average penis, usually 6-7 inches when erect. He cares about people's intelligence and empathy rather than by their body. An Ian is a perfect guy, if you have the chance to date an Ian, even if you're a lesbian, then date him. He is all you could ask for.

Friend: Look at that guy over there, he's the full package.

Girl: Yeah, his name is Ian.

ian by John Lockheat February 6, 2017