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Hoagie hood

A hoagie hood is a very large nose.

A nose so big if it rains when you are eating a hoagie the hoagie will not get wet.
That girl looked good from behind but when she turned around her hoagie hood poked me in the eye.
Hoagie hood by samantha godless November 9, 2009

hoagie slap 

The male act of hitting another with one's genetalia, incorporating the penis, or penis and scrotum, in either an act of foreplay or jest.
Girl, he hoagie slapped so hard, I got a mushroom-shaped bruise on my forehead.
hoagie slap by P-Rizzle June 9, 2005
A Philadelphia-area colloquialism for sub or submarine sandwich often known in the New York City Metropolitan area as a hero.

Exceptions:

One would not say "Meatball hoagie" they would say "Meatball sandwich" or "Meatball sub".
Let's go to Gino's to grab a hoagie.
hoagie by Sam Carmichael-Parker December 8, 2004
Sandwich (made in Philadelphia and surrounding areas) on Italian long Roll. Consists of any type of sliced Deli(lunch) meat that is heavily layered inside the roll. A Hoagie is made up of any combination of shredded lettuce,sliced tomato,sliced cheese,hot peppers,sweet peppers, mayo on roll. A hoagie can also be made with tuna instead of deli meat
Yo im goin' to da Papi store to get a hoagie.
Hoagie by CandyRain89 September 10, 2011

hoagie-nose 

A derogatory name for someone, as in jackass or dickhead.
I think this hoagie-nose wants to start shit.
hoagie-nose by Joey Joe December 8, 2005

Hoagie to the head 

Hoagie to the head is when someone knowingly or unknowingly tries to kill themselves with unhealthy practices of eating poorly and not taking care of ones body. This can include drinking, smoking, and other activities that are known the dramatically shorten ones life. Note, none of these practices can be illegal or purely looked down by society. But, normally when someone says this they are only including one not eating healthy and working out.
It is important to note that someone who is doing this may see a doctor like anyone else, but they have no plan or real care to take care of themselves.

Normal methods of suicide is looked down on, they can be very painful, they tend to have horrible things that happens if it doesn't work, and in many cases there is no backing out. While the "hoagie to the head" approach is mistaken for eating problems or non-suicidal methods. On top of this, this method tends to take so long that the person tends to be able to back out of it if their life gets better, the person can enjoy the foods they want, and it's common to hear about people dying from a heart attack or stroke.
Instead of a gun to the head, I'm going to die by hoagie to the head.
Hoagie to the head by crua9 August 27, 2017