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handstand talker 

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.
handstand talker by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
Handstand hard on by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018

Handstand spinning diarrhea 

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.
Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

Handstand 

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this
Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.
Handstand by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

Hand stands 

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
Hand stands by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

American Handstand 

When a girl does a handstand and her boyfriend holds her legs and eats her viginia
Steve I want you to help me do an American handstand