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grilling beards 

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
grilling beards by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008

Grilling the Kitten 

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.
Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!

grilling the teacher 

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)
Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.

Grilling The Meat 

Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.
I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!

Grilling 

Grilling
I love Grilling
I love throwing THAT wiener on the Grill
(YOUR GRILL)
I love hearing it sizzle and pop
I mean hot dog you perverts
But i'm open for business ;)
SIZZLE ME BABY
GRILLING
Turning on the Grill and throw them weiners on ;)
Neighbor: Walks in*
YOU: grab a weiner and ill throw it on the grill
Neighbor" walks outside whips out your weiner and puts it on the grill

You: aw its to hot
Neighbor: i got you ill cool you off
Neighbor: starts sucking youoff
cum goes everywhere

Neighbor: I love your weiner sauce

Neighor starts playing Baby put your balls in my jaws.
BALLS IN YOUR JAWS ;)
(MOANING)
GRILLING
Grilling by DomiDICKs April 3, 2023

Grilling Ham 

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
Grilling Ham by b-rad.J February 10, 2025