German food 

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

German food by mojo72400 February 21, 2018

german shedder 

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.

"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."

german shedder by Amperage September 27, 2007

germano mosconi 

Italian journalist...famous for his blasfemies. His partners use to trick him while he was readind the news in TV and he used to get really pissed off and call the name of god mixing him with several funny things...please close the door!

Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!

No no no! Va in mona, meti na roba a tuto meti!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!

germano mosconi by Riccardo Grosso January 16, 2008

Germany 

The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.

"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"

Germany by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge March 27, 2023

Germenian 

Someone who is half Armenian and half German.

Wow, Jessica is really hot for a germenian.

Germenian by Amanda Rickmers November 6, 2007

german crossbow 

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

german crossbow by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

german velcro 

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

german velcro by MojoLaG March 25, 2017