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Getting Gav’d 

The term used to describe a common phenomenon in most workplaces in which a colleague takes a leave of absence and dumps their workload onto their fellow colleagues.

These colleagues, mostly known as “Gav’s”, revel in their ability to pass their work onto others whilst sipping on cocktails on a beach and claiming to be ‘off-sick’ all at the same time.

The term “Getting Gav’d” can be applied to all colleagues in the workplace who fit this persona, simply change the name to fit your asshole colleague – i.e “Getting Phill’d, Getting Gary’d, Getting Shanice’d”
Kane: ‘Well fuck, I’m getting Gav’d again this week because that cunt is on leave again’
Greg: ‘That asshole Gav’d me last week’
Getting Gav’d by klov3766 May 29, 2018
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Angry Gav 

Angry Gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small penis, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm)
A guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to piss.

A penis is usually referred to as a schlong, dong, cock but in Angry Gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back.

An uncircumcised Angry Gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry.

Gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals.

Angry Gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you're guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of "oh fuck off"
Did you hear that guy, beating his chest over his 'massive' meat wand, apparently his pecker wouldn't be bigger than a mini sav, he is a total Angry Gav.
Angry Gav by bernie39 June 25, 2017
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A gathering of 'lads' who think they are 'hard' but they aren't
Let's have a lad gav mate!

We're having a lad gav on Saturday
lad gav by Diplodocusolo January 26, 2014
When Said Quickly It Sounds Like "Fuck Aff" It Is Another Way To Say Fuck Off, With Minimal Risk Of Getting In Shit
"Here Mate Fat Gav!"
Fat Gav by Devon =D March 3, 2008

Pulling a Gav 

Leaving a situation (Normally an Xbox Live Party) unexpectedly without saying goodbye.
Sam just pulled a Gav on us. Gavs pulling a Gav on us the bastard
Pulling a Gav by Gavs mate July 13, 2018
These 2 simple words mean just that - simple. Also that he is big and his name is gav (usually shortened from Gavin). This pretentious party beast has an albino look to the untrained eye. Prone to losing EVERYTHING and NEVER ready on time.....EVER....EVER EVER. Gay as fuck. Wets the bed occasionally.Likes window shopping in the Dam but no other countries - no one really knows why.Lenaporn starwasterLUTAlbinoCampGay
Girl in shop window: "Awrite big boy"
Big Gav: "How old ARE you?"
Girl in shop window: "How old do you want me to be?"
Big Gav: "14 at the oldest"
Girl in shop window: "I'm 13 and it's 50 euro's, extra 20 euro's to kiss me on the lips"
Big Gav: "What, you mean whisker buscuits luuuuuut?"
Girl in shop window: "No, that is an extra 30 euro's"
Big Gav: "Up the ass it is then - no babies"
Girl in shop window: "Done, payment first please?"
*Fumbles for wallet*
Big Gav: "Shit, i've lost ma wallet, but wait a minute - i'm big Gav - you should be paying me beeeeeatch!!"
big gav by Regina Lopperpottus September 30, 2006
To send a highly innapropriate email to a far broader reaching audience than intended.
To "Do the Gav" would be like accidentally sending hardcore porn to your Mum, Dad, aunty and children.
the gav by AaronTodd July 18, 2006