1) verb: the act of being entirely unreasonable when it comes to trading in fantasy baseball. I.E. Offering Sam Fluid in every trade, asking multiple opinions or arguing every time some one gives you one. (note: not limited to people named frank even though franks are usually the best at franking)
2) verb: the act of not getting along with people named Neil.
1) Neil, why is that guy franking on you.
2) Sam Fluid for Nelson Cruz, you got to be franking me!
The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.
::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!