A Lew Bear Footlong 

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

A Lew Bear Footlong by The Northern One October 10, 2021

5 dollar footlong 

how long my boyfriends dick is. ;

Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;

5 dollar footlong by yerstinkingmom May 22, 2008

brokeback footlong 

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

brokeback footlong by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006

Mustard Footlong 

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that

Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.

Mustard Footlong by anonymous December 18, 2020

Filthy Footlong 

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.

Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"

Filthy Footlong by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

Florida footlong fountain 

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

Florida footlong fountain by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

Sausage footlong baconator by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025