fish fingered 

The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.

“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.

fish fingered by Leuk May 5, 2020

fingered 

To stimulate the female vagina by pleasureable alternation through rubbing and fingering the the labia, clitorius and vagina. Essentialy try to start off gentle and then pick up the pace as she begins to get off. If you do it right then she wil most probably be very wet and will want you to do it again sometime.

I fingered that goregous chick last night and she had the funniest look on her face when she cum'd.

fingered by Matt1990 October 24, 2008

zombie fingered 

When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom promptly finds your asshole and fingers it twice until you die.

Bullfrog: damn it Gerbil, I was reviving Goat. You let me get zombie fingered.

Gerbil: lol

zombie fingered by AKBullfrog April 19, 2009

four fingered twat twitcher 

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

four fingered twat twitcher by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008

freddy got fingered 

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

freddy got fingered by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

fingered 

fingers being inserted into the vagina, usually very rapidly.

jenny fingered me so fast, I came all over her fingers.

fingered by amanda October 21, 2003

One Fingered Reach-Around 

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.

Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique

One Fingered Reach-Around by Grinnell April 1, 2008