Einstein

The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways

1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent

2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot

3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance

"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"

"Look, it's Einstein!!"

Einstein by Auroris March 10, 2022

Einstein

Scomo when he decides that he is minister for everything.

Pedestrian News Headlines: "Hon. Einstein is now minister for everything. WHAT A BLOODY LEGEND"

Einstein by Daniiboyy12342644 October 22, 2022

Einstein

Diddy blud who thinks he epstien and does the 67 calculator math joke hahha 67 get it.

Is blud Einstein?

Einstein by Kirkinator61 November 10, 2025

:Einstein: 

"To :Einstein:" generally occurs when somebody of lower intelligence keeps asking questions that are easily researchable; repeatedly and annoyingly.

Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.

is sparta working guise ? :Einstein:

i have too monitors :Einstein:

:Einstein: by AdneDR October 22, 2017

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

Einstein Moments by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold

Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!

Einstein's erection by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity 

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity by Televangelist July 7, 2009