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When a man or woman's stomach is so fat their belly hangs over their pubic region.

Eclipses can range in size. A full eclipse would be defined by complete coverage. For a man, he would have to lift his stomach in order to pee while standing.
Yo, check out the eclipse on that fat-ass! He's one lunar cycle away from being able to have sex with his own belly button!
Eclipse by Hack Attack August 1, 2011
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n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.
eclipse by gnostic3 August 21, 2017
Solar-Eclipse a period of time during the day when the moon partially or completely blocks out the sun causeing an Eclipse
Did you see the moon eclipse the sun yesterday ?
Eclipse by Christopher Baughman November 20, 2017
Eclipse is the greatest song your ears could ever experience. Is sang by Kim Lip, a member of the Korean girl group "LOOΠΔ" and has made a copious amount of people experience the maximum purification of their souls. You definitely have to check it out.
- hi, hey, are you ok?
- it's been like 2 hours since I've heard eclipse, I feel dirty.
- OMG Bitch how!
ECLIPSE by OrbitShi July 19, 2018
Eclipse is a sexy, pretty, kind girl who is brilliant at maths and literature. She can be rough at times, but at other times she can be as gentle as a butterfly. She loves to read and is super smart. Boys fall heads over heels in love with her and she loves to flirt with them. An Eclipse has hundreds and hundreds of friends, and if you are a friend of an Eclipse, you are really lucky!
Boy 1: Hey Eclipse, can I carry your bag for you?
Eclipse: Oh, thank you, kind sir.
Boy 1: My pleasure. Do you want to go to the movies tonight?
Eclipse: Sure. Would you mind some company? 8 other boys asked me earlier! Oh, Derek needs to talk to me!
Boy 1: =)
Eclipse by TheInterestingBB March 25, 2019
Someone who cockblocks you or blocks your shine in front a girl
he always talks to the girl he sees me talking to he’s such an eclipse
Eclipse by Knightmar October 19, 2019
An eclipse is when the sun and moon are in the same area and the moon goes in front of the sun. And also a very cute cat name.
Person1:Why is the moon there and not the sun?
Person2:It is there that is called an eclipse when the moon goes in front of the sun
Person1: Oh so cool!
Eclipse by CalicoIsLife April 14, 2020