virtually dry humping 

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

virtually dry humping by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

dry humped the bunny 

Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.

Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."

dry humped the bunny by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009

risky dry humping 

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

risky dry humping by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

one sided dry humping 

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.

"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.

one sided dry humping by Emay October 14, 2013

dry humpin 

the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on

basicly.

'girl was dry humpin me before i could get em off!'

dry humpin by irish 88 October 6, 2006

dry humping 

The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex......





And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."

dry humping by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

Dry Humping 

a. Pretending to have sex with someone with clothes on
b. Some thing you may do with ur bed when you are really in the mood

a. Me and my boyfriend dry hump all the time because im not ready to go full action
b. Last night i dry humped my bed to avoid wetness

Dry Humping by Disque September 13, 2005