Downloadaphobia 

Downloadaphobia is the general fear of all things downloadable or act of an entity being downloaded.

This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.

Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.

Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free

you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggest distributor of viruses of all time!

Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.

you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?

Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT

Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac

Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^

Downloadaphobia by Disturbings September 19, 2009

download software 

...once again another term for pooping

"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".

download software by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005

download a backlog 

Doing a large and delayed bowel motion

I'm just going to download a backlog

download a backlog by Phase 66 June 29, 2008

ILLegal DownLOAD 

Sending your cum down someone's throat when they're asleep.

First person to pass out gets an ILLegal DownLOAD !!!!!!

ILLegal DownLOAD by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

download 

1. verb. To defecate, commonly used as a euphamism over wireless communication when a third party who may be offended may be listening.

2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.

3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.

4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.

1. I was talking to the boss on the walkie-talkie in front of a client. When I asked if he could meet up with us, he said taht he was downloading.

2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.

3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.

4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.

download by Marc December 17, 2003

Download-watcher 

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

Download-watcher by Chance January 12, 2009

download impatience

When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...

I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.

download impatience by JohannV June 22, 2010