PEZ DISPENSER

JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR A METH PIPE / OIL BURNER

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

PEZ DISPENSER by THE METH WIZARD. June 20, 2020

Get merch

Get the PEZ DISPENSER mug.

See more merch

ice cube dispenser

Similar to the pipeline, after a thorough ass fucking, the male then proceeds to pass a kidney stone into the woman's/men's anal cavity. (Based on your sexual preference)

Person 1: Jake gave me and ice cube dispenser!

Person 2: That's fucking awesome girl!

Person 3: I just squirted a little...

ice cube dispenser by Ice Cube Dispenser July 26, 2014

Get merch

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

LEZ dispenser by Maxwell July 1, 2004

Get merch

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

Get merch

Dadpaste Dispenser

n. A term for the male sexual organ. First used by author Warren Ellis.

"Bite my dadpaste dispenser."

Dadpaste Dispenser by A Concerned Citizen The Second November 26, 2009

Get merch

pez dispenser boy

A male politician with a head shaped like a pez dispenser. Head tilts back, out comes bullshit!. Reloaded with more bullshit

When the Senator made his speech, I could have sworn that pez dispenser boy changed in a telephone booth before making his debut.

pez dispenser boy by tang1967 November 11, 2014

Get merch

Dick Dispenser

Also known as Dickspenser

n. -A man that ain’t your man/boyfriend/partner/friend but will give you dick whenever you feel like it.

E.g. “Hey girls, I’m not coming out tonight. My dick dispenser agreed to an appointment.”

Dick Dispenser by Capricay December 18, 2017

Get merch