Demented Hyena 

a girl that sits at the front of the class pulling faces and looking stupid

"Emma you look like a Demented Hyena" - Mrs Cox

Demented Hyena by puka August 2, 2012

principals detention 

Its a punishment at school that's less harsh than a suspension but more than a normal detention.

student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.

principals detention by yeahbro February 6, 2009

Friday Detention

A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.

Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.

Friday Detention by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010

Detention

When teachers don’t know where the fuck to put students after they do something wrong

Dude, I just got detention
What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF

Detention by ScrewMyLife March 1, 2020

detention

It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.

To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.

detention by One little hellian September 26, 2017

detention

a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.

I got detention for saying yes.

detention by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018

Dumpster Detention 

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.

Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*

Dumpster Detention by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012