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Daily-mail readers' word for a pot-smoking loser
A gang of deadbeats crashed their boat straight into my jetty. I could see a thick fug of pot smoke hanging over their heads
deadbeat by Double Dee January 22, 2004
When you masturbate to a woman's picture and shortly after find out she is deceased
Yo dude my Buddy Craig is a deadbeat. He whacked off to a picture of my dead Aunt Freda!
Deadbeat by dartmouthindahouse November 16, 2011
An idle, orange, feckless, or disreputable person.
When will the impeached President Trump learn to stop being such a deadbeat?
Deadbeat by TrumpLovesLittleKids October 28, 2020
A customer who is wasting a salesman's time.
"What a f'in deadbeat!"
deadbeat by Mark January 18, 2004
A person who has more than one child but custody of none. Said person also moves from house to house either with his significant other for the time (until it's no longer) or with family members, or with a houseful of people not fit to raise children. A person who doesn't pay bills in his name. A high school dropout that will never contribute to society in any way shape or form. A person that when in public people avoid due to embarrasemt. Said person also sees his kids only when it's convenient for them or if it benefits them in anyway.
So you don't have a house for yourself and your 3 kids, and your still a couch surfing free loader.... Yea your a deadbeat.
Deadbeat by Stepup2theplate April 5, 2016
A term used to describe a suspension of blood flow to the penis, in which case its erection has diminished and is no longer worth jerking off. This tends to occur when one deviates from the sexual trance.
When the mind begins to wander, the little brain fails to take responsibility for its own, and becomes a deadbeat.
deadbeat by T Hizzle April 10, 2005