Cosby Swab 

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

Cosby Swab by drphilsboner February 23, 2009

Cosby kids 

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool

I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

Cosby kids by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

cosby b 

aka cardi b, stems from the fact that she used to drug people like bill cosby

omg i think shes gonna pull a cosby b on him

cosby b by Coolboygj August 14, 2020

cosby gobbler 

A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.

Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.

cosby gobbler by Crapachi December 12, 2012

Cosby Chandler 

Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.

This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.

Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.

Cosby Chandler by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

Cosby Kid Trampoline 

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

Cosby Kid Trampoline by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Cosby's Kids

Poop, or turds. This phrase is used as an alternate term for referring to taking a dump.

"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."

Cosby's Kids by Potato Sack February 9, 2009