Constipated cat 

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

Constipated cat by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023

constipated baby 

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

constipated baby by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

Constipated Sea monkey 

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

Constipated Sea monkey by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

Constipated C Section 

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

Constipated C Section by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

Constipated Clock by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck 

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.

I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012

intellectually constipated 

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.

Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .

intellectually constipated by Anton Doos May 3, 2016