turtle bumped the cloth 

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

turtle bumped the cloth by Big donker January 24, 2021

BAMPED 

Abbreviation for 'Be A Mutha Puaka Every Day', made famous by motorcycle crew Mutha Puaka.

"Man, when I'm stuck I always ask myself WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"

BAMPED by Marley Davidson September 24, 2019

Belly Bumper 

A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.

A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!

That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!

Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.

He’s nothing but a belly bumper.

Belly Bumper by Mowing Money January 3, 2020

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack 

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.

Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018

bumper bitch 

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

On yo' Bumper 

West coast term described as someone aggressively pursuing someone for either confrontation or debts owed.

OK. You said you ain't want no smoke, but I see yo' ass is still woofin' on The 'Gram. So until you get these hands, I'm on yo' bumper, nigga!

On yo' Bumper by prettycoolPJ February 28, 2017

burped up 

burped up - to burp after a sip of the purple drink (codiene syrup)

It would be like taking a nice sip of that surp and then have it backfire with a burp...burped up

purp + burp = burped up!

I just "burped up" after sippin' the slizzur...

burped up by white fuck July 12, 2011