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A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...
"Dude, I dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she's knocked up."

"I'm avoiding that brabid dude, I'd prefer to be mobile for the next two years."
brabies by friendsbackeast October 18, 2009

Bradenata 

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.
Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata
Bradenata by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018

Dirty Braiden 

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body
It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night
Close friend;A figurative "brother"; Used in times of relaxation and/or in text-message lingo.
"hey brahiem, what are we doing tonight?"
"Whats up brahiem?"
Brahiem by Ryan Lutz August 25, 2008

bradberry 

(n) a stupid person/idiot

as popularized by h3h3productions on youtube in a reaction to Moe and Ethan Bradbury.
Somebody who buys a used iPhone on craigslist for $550 is a bradberry.
bradberry by milos4n6 July 28, 2016
When they love to braider each other's pubes in their free time. Whatever their hairstyle on top is, you just know what down there looks like. Even if there's a ribbon or bow.
the braiders. Eg ss
braider by braider4life April 5, 2023