Dick Boggling 

Expecting a different Sexual outcome from Someone , and settling for the Alternet (Per a number of possible reasons ) .

She told me this morning , ' I'm going to Suck you dry after work ) . Yet , coming home, only to do "regular " sexual things that we do All the Time on the regular ... Man She's Dick Boggling me ?

Dick Boggling by Sorrow4myDeath August 10, 2020

mind-boggling 

Quite simple; mind + boggle = mind-boggling.
Originating from Douglas Adams book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says that if you hold a lungful of air you can survive in the total vacuum of space for about thirty seconds. However, it does go on to say that what with space being the mind-boggling size it is the chances of getting picked up by another ship within those thirty seconds are two to the power of two hundred and seventy-six thousand, seven hundred and nine to one against."

mind-boggling by Aur January 26, 2005

boggling bowl movement marker 

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.

announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.

boggling bowl movement marker by GORP July 27, 2006

Mind Boggling

1. Extreme cognitive dissonance.
2. Glenn Beck.

1. The popularity of the "Tea Party Movement" is mind boggling.

2. "Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution"

"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"

Mind Boggling by Pedantatron March 19, 2010

boggling bowl movement marker 

A person that leaves drops of urine or streaks of defecation on or around a toilet seat. The mystery of this person is that he or she does not claim their "artwork" and instead leaves it for the next potty-goer to notice.

When I went to the office bathroom, I was alarmed to find that the boggling bowl movement maker had struck again and left a poo streak on the toilet seat for me to sit in.

boggling bowl movement marker by Chicken Head June 9, 2004

BOOLING 

Bool - get ready for something

Booling - leaving, OR doing something

We booling boys? I’m on the way to the gay strip club now!

BOOLING by EVIL Ma November 30, 2019

Boodling 

The act of blowing into liquid(s) or playing with liquid(s) making "boodling" or "bubbling" sounds.

Blowing through a straw into a glass of liquid.
Transferring or liquids between containers by flasks or small containers making the "boodle" or "boodling" sound.

Boodling by Linemods March 6, 2012