Bloop 

The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.

Austin blooped three beans last night!

Bloop by Powdaman March 5, 2009

Bloop 

When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

Bloop by blupitty blooper July 14, 2009

bloop 

to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually).

seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...

bloop by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

bloop 

sound of poo dropping into the toilet, usually used as a filler word in conversations

J: Hey! what's up?
T: bloop.

bloop by Kilana January 15, 2006

Bloop 

Portmanteau of blood and poop.

Dude, there is some serious bloop going on in this toilet.

Bloop by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Bloop 

The sound effect which is made at the moment of impact during that of a T-bagging session.

Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"

************** OR **************

Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!

Bloop by Michael Mougne December 28, 2005

Bloop 

Bloop is the accompanying man-made sound effect heard at the time one throws a donkey punch and connects.

"oh, oh yeah, oh yeah BLAM! BLOOP!!!"

Bloop by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003