bleached wheat cracka 

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

bleached wheat cracka by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

bleached penis by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

Bleached the spoons 

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

Bleached the spoons by Zixer May 5, 2014

Bleached Asshole 

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

Bleached Asshole by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleached My Sheets 

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

Bleached My Sheets by hunterf September 7, 2009

Bleached Tuxedo 

When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.

Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!

Bleached Tuxedo by Larksgirl February 24, 2010

Bleached-blonde ferret 

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

Bleached-blonde ferret by yamum678 January 10, 2021