bearded clam 

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

bearded clam by sam November 3, 2004

bearded clam 

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

bearded clam by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

bearded canadian 

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.

That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.

bearded canadian by JPC254 August 14, 2006

Bearded Wazzy 

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

Bearded Wazzy by GKBDB January 12, 2010

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

bouncing the bearded clam 

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

bouncing the bearded clam by Mel09 May 17, 2006

beardies 

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)

How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!

beardies by Jeffy! May 9, 2005