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Barrington Station Campus 

Barrington middle schools are shitshows and hellholes. At station, cliques are beating people up and are high as fuck while getting fingered by their “boyfriend” . You can expect slutty girls wearing the complete basic white girl starter pack and the boys just bring fuckboys in section three. Everyone is super fake and hates each other. They talk behind your back even if you’re right in front of them (they’re fucking idiots) good luck
Barrington Station campus is where fucking satan and his worshippers work

Barrington Big Man

The man that rules barrington high school. He has multiple women because just one is not enough to fill his needs. He hates America.
Hey Barrington Big Man
Don’t call me that

Who’s the lady of the evening

It’s Tuesday soo Kim O
Barrington Big Man by Errol O November 16, 2021

barrington levy 

One of, if not THE BEST, reggae artists/crooners to date. Many of his songs are sampled or remixed by more modern reggae artists. Apparently he's still pretty big in England, but for some reason America hasn't caught on as much.
Check out "Vice Versa Love", "Murderer", "Under Mi Sensi", or "Dangerous", and you'll be hooked.
"Afta mi stand round vol-ca-no sound and a burn mi ganja pipe, Babylon come an tell mi dat nuh right." -Barrington Levy

Barrington Hills 

Rich white people in suburban chicago, that have more money then they know what to do with. large homes, fake boobs, etc, its like a mild version of orange county. people drive bentley, Lambos, maseratis, and the poor ones bmw's. everyone has at least 5 acres, and they are all snobs.
daddy, buy me a new range rover...

okay son you have earned it you got only 1 C on your report card. you need one because you live in barrington hills

Thanks dad but you bought me the shitty one without 35 inch rims.

my fault son i will buy you another.
Barrington Hills by lenny26 April 10, 2011

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

barking up the wrong tree 

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.