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alzhemic 

mother has become alzhemic.
alzhemic by jekos,stanley March 31, 2003

Alzheimer’s Disease 

Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

Alzheimers Disease 

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories
Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.
Alzheimers Disease by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

Alzheimers 

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"
A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
Alzheimers by R@D October 27, 2020