Alzheimer's disease 

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

Alzheimer's disease by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

alzhemic 

condition of alzheimer's disease

mother has become alzhemic.

alzhemic by jekos,stanley March 31, 2003

Alzheimer’s Disease 

I forgot

Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year

Alzheimer’s Disease by Killiua February 6, 2022

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

Facebook Alzheimer's by J Rumundo May 27, 2009

Alzheimers Disease 

Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories

Ralph has the Alzheimers Disease look at him potato.

Alzheimers Disease by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009

Alzheimers 

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

Alzheimers by R@D October 27, 2020

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers 

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009