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A company that will eventually make every program and take over the computing industry
"Who Makes that"
--"Adobe, who else!"
Adobe by Shaun Speers June 5, 2005
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Adobe Flash Gambit

A seemingly unbounded temporal freeze in the time continuum during a game played using Adobe Flash resulting in discomfort, irritability, and side line research of competitors of the player experiencing this time conundrum. If one waits long enough, the temporal freeze will dislodge itself resulting in the exile of one player and a cornucopia of confetti for the play that had the fortitude and steely resolve to withstand the frustration of not being able to participate in the chess version of the Hunger Games.
1. Alright, double those points! He's not moving? Adobe Flash Gambit land? Oh man, Caparot1 is in the lead. Lets do some research.

2. Alright! The Adobe Flash Gambit! Gimme those points! Back to tournament!
Adobe Flash Gambit by DarkBastion December 23, 2014
To have an image of you edited with adobe photoshop
"Wow you dressed up as a storm trooper for Star Wars 3"

"No i got adobed"
adobed by MEATSHLELD June 9, 2005
Someone who is an adobo enthusiast, where it is chicken adobo or adobo sauce, they're all about that adobo.
"Who's that guy over there?"
"Oh that's an Adobler! He's amazing."
Adobler by TyTyB February 12, 2015
Adobe is a money-hungry greedy ass Company shutting down flash player just to make room for more expensive players #saveflashplayer
Dude FUCK “Adobe”!
Adobe by Saveflashplayer2020 October 12, 2020

Adobe Conned 

The act of being conned by Adobe to install some bloatware, Google tool or desktop or McAfee malware simply because you click to download and install Adobe Flash or Reader too quickly and before the pre-checked additional bloatware box appears on the download webpage.
Go to www.adobe.com, click on Flash Player icon, click button to Download and install.... but wait a few seconds first and the preselected bloatware finally pops up is already checked and included if you miss it. If you find bloatware suddenly on your PC after installing an Adobe product.... you've been 'Adobe Conned!!!'
Adobe Conned by The Beezle July 12, 2012