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April 20 

People who are born on April 20 are pretty and caring asf, I'm not saying this bc it's my birthday on April 20 but you guys are hot sm
Chad: Yo its April 20 so its your birthday

Melanie: I know, that's why I'm hot!
Rose:Hey Melanie you're really pretty and kind, do you want to date?
April 20 by anonymous April 11, 2022

April 20 

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single
Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!
April 20 by Azakana April 11, 2023

April 20 

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen
mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not
April 20 by fuck her pussy February 18, 2020

April 20 

The date that is used to be funny because how it looks but not anymore because it is
oh hey it's April 20 today you guys know that it was hitler's birthd- *gets banned from server*
April 20 by bill cyperbunk April 19, 2021

april 20 

april 20 is national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.
p1: hey! FUCK YOU BITCH.
p2: why did you say that.
p1: its april 20 national say FUCK YOU BITCH day.
april 20 by WeIrDcOrE April 17, 2021

april 20 

national boring school day. On April 20th you can sleep, not do work or/and talk to your friends all day.
did you hear what today is?
umm April 20th?
yes that means we can do nothing in school!
april 20 by edi the deady April 19, 2021