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career wake surfing 

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
career wake surfing by Big Al. December 20, 2012

digital wake 

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.
Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.
digital wake by Confuseus April 22, 2016

waikiki wake-up call 

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

sanchez wake up call 

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Wisconsin Wake up 

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.
Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

Macedonia wake up call 

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.