anal tearage 

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

anal tearage by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead

Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode

mexican tea bag by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010

Dirty Tea Bag 

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.

She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.

Dirty Tea Bag by Sebastian Cannon June 2, 2008

vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.

Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.

vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

fur fag tea bag 

a term given to a particular type of tea-bagging, specifically one done while wearing a fox and/or other animal themed hat that when worn gives the wearer the appearance of having animal ears

dude brandon just got fur fag tea bagged

fur fag tea bag by jamesonorander January 15, 2009

tea bag 

When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.

Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".

tea bag by joemammy December 14, 2008

tea bag 

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.

Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.

tea bag by Running out of patience December 20, 2008