Muddy Puddle 

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

Muddy Puddle by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

Boston Puddle 

A puddle full of shit. Referring to the shitty water from Boston.

Guy 1: She performed a Boston Puddle on my dick last night.
Guy 2: Did you sue her? That's Gross!

Boston Puddle by BrazillianGodfather November 8, 2020

Back Puddle 

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.

Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?

Back Puddle by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021

Cookie Puddle 

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

Cookie Puddle by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

pee puddle 

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

pee puddle by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021

Mud-Puddle 

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

Mud-Puddle by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021

Sun Puddle 

the most band ever

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.

Sun Puddle by YourAverageInternetMicroCeleb April 19, 2022