Lisa 

A kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, just an all around sweet girl. She is a gatherer of people, she is the one who gets everyone together for events. She is a planner and a dreamer. She has a big heart, but sometimes that's not always a good thing. She sees the good in everyone but she loves her family more than anything.

Lisa is a great person and friend.

Lisa by Tmdr August 10, 2018

can't listen to my dick anymore 

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

can't listen to my dick anymore by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

Lisy 

A girl who is really pretty, yet can sometimes be a bitch. Always stands up for her friends, trustworthy, loyal, lovable. Loves to party and have a goodtime. A girl every guy wants, but can't have.

I want to find somebody who is a Lisy.

Lisy by Emarieeee August 3, 2010

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

To Be Fucked List by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

listentoable 

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.

<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.

listentoable by Annie Wills May 19, 2007

listswerv 

From listserv, a list of people in whom one is vaguely sexually interested and therefore contacts occasionally via non-committal modes (text, email, MySpace) in hopes of maybe scoring with them.

Jill got all excited when Jack texted her but I got the SAME message last week! That boy's got quite the listswerv.

listswerv by CassandraNova August 21, 2007

Listens like a brick 

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

Listens like a brick by James Fraser January 31, 2008