alcohol junkie 

alcoholic

me: She's so dependant on alcohol she's an alcohol junkie.

you: Do you mean alcoholic?
me: I suppose you could say that.

alcohol junkie by alcohol junkie January 29, 2018

a bottle of alcohol 

Something that, according to himself, Eminem can swallow. He felt like Godzilla.

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla, better hit the deck like the card dealer

a bottle of alcohol by *insert something original* December 21, 2020

alcoholist 

Discrimination against alcoholics. Legislation and practices that unfairly remove the rights of alcoholics.

Tax on alcohol, dry counties, etc. Grocery store rewards programs that don't reward alcohol purchases. Hey man, you aren't gonna sell me that beer just because it's sunday but i can still buy a soda, that's makes you an Alcoholist!

alcoholist by sethnw July 20, 2010

Alcoholism 

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

Alcoholism by John January 22, 2005

Alcoholistic 

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.

"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"

Alcoholistic by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009

alcohol constipation 

It means when you eat before going out and drink your life away. Then you wake up the following day feeling constipated and really have to go poop. But you can not because all the alcohol got sucked in to the food that you ate the night before.

Maria: I ate so much food and took too many shots. I think that was a bad idea.

Joce: Why?!

Maria: Because... I feel that I have alcohol constipation.

alcohol constipation by Kimdizzle September 4, 2012

Captain Alcohol 

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

Captain Alcohol by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008