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Dunk tease 

A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.
As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease
Dunk tease by TheLiquidMind January 24, 2024

Microwave Tease 

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
Microwave Tease by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024

The Tease Maneuver 

A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
I was eating her ass, then she pooted, so I got angry and hit her with the tease maneuver

Frot tease

When a woman sensually presses or rubs her sensual body parts against a man’s body to arouse him sexually.
Christabel give me a satisfying frot tease yesterday at the restaurant. She kept resting her boobs on my upper arms.
Frot tease by Black 9ja Dawg April 25, 2026

Hop-in-tease 

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off
Hop-in-tease by santaklawze November 30, 2011

cunny hole tease 

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.
Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."
cunny hole tease by Crasssss September 17, 2012