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Partitioned Micro Cumming 

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
Related Words

To Do a Cummings 

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.

Who is cumming? 

A sentence to ask someone who is cumming in a group of people
Man 1:Hey who is cumming?
Man 2: Its me im cumming now
Man 3: hey stop cumming in my popcorn dude
Who is cumming? by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023

urban camping 

Urban camping refers to sleeping on an air mattress indoors.
Mary-Jane was worried that her date might not want to stay the night once he found out he would be going urban camping in the apartment.
urban camping by Melissa_in_Philly January 16, 2006

like camping 

a phrase used to define something intense. camping, in tents.
man that chronic we smoked last night was totally like camping.
like camping by slit mcgee May 13, 2005

Camping Hillbilly Friday 

The 3rd Friday from the end of the school year.

To participate in CHF, simply go to school dressed as a hillbilly, then go backyard camping that night.
Kid 1: Is today Camping Hillbilly Friday?
CHF participator: No, I dress like this ever single day.