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Melonism 

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers
“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

melonious 

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance
Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.
melonious by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

Meloneese 

A type of language one speaks when they are a mell.
She is talking meloneese and you must be rich to understand what they are saying.
Meloneese by cut4072 September 28, 2022

melon squash 

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

Melon Dog 

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.
"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

harry melon 

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.
Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon
harry melon by chinkychonky June 13, 2010