/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band

Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere

by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018

Flutergoot

The distant cousin of “slob on the nob”. Which may appear in trendy songs and the teens go wild for it! This means that you suck of your man and keep it going when he busts

Man last night Tracey hit me with a flutergoot and man it was wild

by Suckmydickbutch March 13, 2018

Flute

A flute is an instrument that is used for various Things, one of them is playing Music.

i got a flute yesterday, and i played some Music on it....

by Crimciones June 13, 2018

flute:oof

An ancient word referring to protecting your family in the event of a loved one acting out like a Leprechaun. Also could be plural.

Hey, grab the flute:oof. Once again, Steve and Glenn are acting out and think they are Leprechauns.

by Duckey December 7, 2018

Flute

A person who is a massive flamer and can’t find his speaker .

“Hey look , there’s Dave the big FLUTE!!”

by Dazzieboy January 30, 2019

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019